Recently I was trying to explain to Dustin that the reason his sister hates him (she doesn't really hate him, they just fight like cute little kittens all the time) is because he has no idea how to handle girls. Girls need compliments. Girls need affection. Girls need to feel loved, which doesn't happen too much when Dustin is constantly reminding Danielle of all the horrible things he did to her when they were kids (chopping the arms and legs off her doll, giving her stuffed animals he found in a dumpster, and so on and so forth.)
So anyway, Dustin just tried out one of his brand new awesome girl compliments on me:
"I love the way you breathe. It's very thought-provoking."
